Funny Connorisms

Connor: Daddy, put me backwards again.
Translation: Daddy, put me upsidedown again.

Connor: No Daddy, let me do it. I have no control.
Translation: No Daddy, let me do it. I have it under control.

Connor: I have it under remote control.
Translation: I have it under control.

Connor: Mama, when are we going to get to the restauraunk? Is the gourl going to bring us the food?
Translation: Mama, when are we going to get to the restaurant? Is the girl (aka waitress) going to bring us the food?

Connor: Mama, can I have a peppernut cookie?
Translation: Mama, can I have a peppermint pattie?

Connor: I'm a pimp.
Translation: I'm a pimp :) (Thanks for that one, Shawn!)