Connor: Daddy, put me backwards again.
Translation: Daddy, put me
upsidedown again.
Connor: No Daddy, let me do it. I have no control.
Translation: No Daddy, let me do it. I have it under control.
Connor: I have it under remote control.
Translation: I have it under control.
Connor: Mama, when are we going to get to the
restauraunk? Is the
gourl going to bring us the food?
Translation: Mama, when are we going to get to the
restaurant? Is the girl (aka waitress) going to bring us the food?
Connor: Mama, can I have a
peppernut cookie?
Translation: Mama, can I have a peppermint
pattie?
Connor: I'm a pimp.
Translation: I'm a pimp :) (Thanks for that one, Shawn!)